angelablack: Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a mammary....
angelablack: Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a mammary. Falling on my head like a boob in motion.
View ArticleAlisonAgosti: You can't spell whatever without hate.
AlisonAgosti: You can't spell whatever without hate.
View Articlesamhey: why does my wife make air quotes when she moans during sex
samhey: why does my wife make air quotes when she moans during sex
View Articlesween: You should smile at everyone you meet! Forever. Follow them home....
sween: You should smile at everyone you meet! Forever. Follow them home. Stand at their window. Make a nest in their closet. Never stop smiling.
View Articleunanything: if it weren't for beer, my daily caloric intake would be 3
unanything: if it weren't for beer, my daily caloric intake would be 3
View Articleshanecyr: I think it's wrong what Chik-Fil-A did to the Jews (?)
shanecyr: I think it's wrong what Chik-Fil-A did to the Jews (?)
View Articleangelablack: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. GET A REAL JOB. I HATE YOUR SOCKS. MY GRAMMA...
angelablack: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. GET A REAL JOB. I HATE YOUR SOCKS. MY GRAMMA WALKS FASTER ON HER NONE LEGS. YOU SMELL LIKE THE HAMBURGLAR. YOU ARE BORING.
View ArticleSteveMartinToGo: There must be a joke in my tweet SOMEWHERE.
SteveMartinToGo: There must be a joke in my tweet SOMEWHERE.
View ArticleBez: People always say I have too many forks in my room but I dunno, it feels...
Bez: People always say I have too many forks in my room but I dunno, it feels like the right amount?
View Articlerobdelaney: WHY are little burgers called “sliders”? Because they “slide”...
robdelaney: WHY are little burgers called “sliders”? Because they “slide” down your throat like little meat missiles? That name is SO DISGUSTING. No.
View Articleextranapkins: There's only gonna be 12 hits; Me hitting you, and you hitting...
extranapkins: There's only gonna be 12 hits; Me hitting you, and you hitting the floor, then me listening to the Eagles Greatest Hits
View Articlerobdelaney: In addition to using it for work & also tasks, I often use my...
robdelaney: In addition to using it for work & also tasks, I often use my home computer to look at sex & sex nudity images of women & sex.
View Articlekfan: Ugh dude barely washed his hands considering how angrily I heard him...
kfan: Ugh dude barely washed his hands considering how angrily I heard him wiping in there (x-posted to LinkedIn)
View ArticleAlisonAgosti: HOW COME FUSION RESTAURANTS AINT FUSIN' A HORSE THAT I CAN RIDE...
AlisonAgosti: HOW COME FUSION RESTAURANTS AINT FUSIN' A HORSE THAT I CAN RIDE (AND BEFRIEND) TO A PIZZA THAT I CAN EAT
View Articleangelablack: We made $350 in cash money selling junk to strangers on my lawn....
angelablack: We made $350 in cash money selling junk to strangers on my lawn. I feel like a straight up gangsta. [makes it rain, picks money back up]
View ArticleImminentNick: Am I the only one who didn't know that Prince is black?
ImminentNick: Am I the only one who didn't know that Prince is black?
View ArticleAndrewWK: I'm trying to explain partying to this hotel security guy and he...
AndrewWK: I'm trying to explain partying to this hotel security guy and he just keeps asking why I'm in their tree.
View ArticleBoobsRadley: During YouTube guitar cover videos, I always expect a hot babe...
BoobsRadley: During YouTube guitar cover videos, I always expect a hot babe to open the door like, "Oops! Sorry, lover, didn't know you were recording."
View Articlelordfartsack: Hi, I'm Chris Penis. I know what you're thinking: what's SOOOO...
lordfartsack: Hi, I'm Chris Penis. I know what you're thinking: what's SOOOO famous about your fried chicken? The crispness.
View ArticleGiganticide: The 100-point hole in Skee Ball is fool's gold.
Giganticide: The 100-point hole in Skee Ball is fool's gold.
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